It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N E
NO CHANCES TAKEN
This is in less than 30 years…
Guys we’re safe
I’m safe now guys
SAFE yes haha
What in the holy hell is this? There’s no way I’m not risking this
I guess I’m safe?
LIKE HELL I’M GOING OUT LIKE THAT
What’s with this post
im scared y’all
reblogging just so i can get some of y’all paranoid lol
Only reblogging on this blog so that when they realise i didnt on my other, they can give me the sweet release of death.
Holy shmoKES I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
*jumps into a bush*