Wade: Okay, Peter. If I was the last man on Earth, would you date me then?Peter: if you were the…

Wade: Okay, Peter. If I was the last man on Earth, would you date me then?

Peter: if you were the last man, I wouldn’t exist.

Wade:

Wade: fuck.

Wade: C’mon, how many times do I have to apologize?Peter: once.Wade:Wade: ..no

Wade: C’mon, how many times do I have to apologize?

Peter: once.

Wade:

Wade: ..no

Peter: you’re toast!Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Peter: you’re toast!

Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Wade: Oh my god. I hate you. Leave me alone.

Wade: Oh my god. I hate you. Leave me alone.
Peter: I’m trying. Leave my arm

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.
Peter: It’s called ‘mealtime’.

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone? Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why? Peter: I don’t know, I just…

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone?

Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why?

Peter: I don’t know, I just think a therapist or someone might really help, y’know?