Peter: So.. are you seeing someone? Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why? Peter: I don’t know, I just…

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone?

Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why?

Peter: I don’t know, I just think a therapist or someone might really help, y’know?

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava GirlPeter: okay?Wade: and make out during the scary…

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: okay?

Wade: and make out during the scary parts

Peter: th

Peter: the scary parts

Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: What’s your biggest problem?

Peter: What’s your biggest problem?
Wade: I’m uncooperative.
Peter: Wanna give me an example?
Wade: No

Wade: This is the worst day. I think I’m gonna go wander out in the rain for a whilePeter: It…

Wade: This is the worst day. I think I’m gonna go wander out in the rain for a while

Peter: It isn’t raining

Wade: Wow, I can’t catch a break, can I?!

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Peter: It’s your word against mine.

Peter: It’s your word against mine.
Wade: Let’s do it
Peter: What?
Wade: You selected the word “what”. Big mistake, buddy. I choose… shenanigan.