Peter: So.. are you seeing someone? Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why? Peter: I don’t know, I just…

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone?

Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why?

Peter: I don’t know, I just think a therapist or someone might really help, y’know?

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater? Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they…

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater?

Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they could knit

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava GirlPeter: okay?Wade: and make out during the scary…

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: okay?

Wade: and make out during the scary parts

Peter: th

Peter: the scary parts

Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Wade: This is the worst day. I think I’m gonna go wander out in the rain for a whilePeter: It…

Wade: This is the worst day. I think I’m gonna go wander out in the rain for a while

Peter: It isn’t raining

Wade: Wow, I can’t catch a break, can I?!

Peter Parker: I always have a note in my pocket that says “Deadpool did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry

Peter Parker: I always have a note in my pocket that says “Deadpool did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry

Peter: Look, Wade, I-Wade: No, no. I played this entire confrontation out like 10 times in my head,…

Peter: Look, Wade, I-

Wade: No, no. I played this entire confrontation out like 10 times in my head, so if you could stick to the script, that would be great.