Wade: C’mon, how many times do I have to apologize?
Wade: Oh my god. I hate you. Leave me alone.
Peter: I’m trying. Leave my arm
Wade: I don’t know, Logan. You’re looking a little updog.
Logan: What’s updog?
Wade: pETER GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
Really tempted to quote your URL back at you, but I’m nice, so- hi.
Wade: You wanna know why I wear a red suit?
Peter: So bad guys can’t see you bleed?
Wade: [remembers spilling jello on his suit] … yeah, right.
Wade: Compliment me.
Peter: Uh, you, you have eyes.
Wade: [shrugs] I’ll take it.
Wade: This is the worst day ever
Al: Because you got killed?
Wade: No, because it’s kinda humid outside and yES BECAUSE I GOT KILLED