toxicphandom: panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious…

toxicphandom:

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

@incorrectspideypoolquotes

aimlessly-seeking:Bet @incorrectspideypoolquotes HOLY SHIT HOLY…

aimlessly-seeking:

Bet @incorrectspideypoolquotes

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE ACTUALLY DID IT? I CAN’T EVEN THIS IS SO EXCITING HOLY FUCK

ALSO YOUR VOICE IS VERY CALMING AND WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE CAN YOU ADOPT ME

ALSO YOU ACTUALLY DID IT HOW DID IT FEEL OH MY GOD

I’ve got a snippet of a song for you. “Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes! Long, round, white or russet, potatoes, potatoes! Big or small, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes!

This does not sound like it was actually about potatoes

Update: I lost 17 followers after the whole potato debacle I hope y’all are all happy

Update: I lost 17 followers after the whole potato debacle I hope y’all are all happy

Wait wait wait. You dedicated a tag to the potatoes! I’m touched. Pic pending btw. Those toes gotta be pertty

I used the worst pun I could think for those tags.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Just, like, in 24 hours.

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