Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava GirlPeter: okay?Wade: and make out during the scary…

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: okay?

Wade: and make out during the scary parts

Peter: th

Peter: the scary parts

Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: [deep breath] Wade and I are engaged. Tony: [looks at Wade] You should have asked me…

Peter: [deep breath] Wade and I are engaged.

Tony: [looks at Wade] You should have asked me first

Wade: You aren’t really my type though..

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Peter: It’s your word against mine.

Peter: It’s your word against mine.
Wade: Let’s do it
Peter: What?
Wade: You selected the word “what”. Big mistake, buddy. I choose… shenanigan.

Wade: Peter is my appendix.

Wade: Peter is my appendix.
Matt: Explain
Wade: I don’t understand how he works but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take him out

Wade: Yes but how do I know you’re dating me for my heart and not my international criminal empire

Wade: Yes but how do I know you’re dating me for my heart and not my international criminal empire
Peter: Because your international criminal empire is what you do, not who you are.
Wade: That is so sweet I might just stab someone