Peter: you’re toast!Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Peter: you’re toast!

Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava GirlPeter: okay?Wade: and make out during the scary…

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: okay?

Wade: and make out during the scary parts

Peter: th

Peter: the scary parts

Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: [deep breath] Wade and I are engaged. Tony: [looks at Wade] You should have asked me…

Peter: [deep breath] Wade and I are engaged.

Tony: [looks at Wade] You should have asked me first

Wade: You aren’t really my type though..

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell

Peter: It’s your word against mine.

Peter: It’s your word against mine.
Wade: Let’s do it
Peter: What?
Wade: You selected the word “what”. Big mistake, buddy. I choose… shenanigan.