Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]
Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Wade: and make out during the scary parts
Peter: the scary parts
Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Peter: [deep breath] Wade and I are engaged.
Tony: [looks at Wade] You should have asked me first
Wade: You aren’t really my type though..
Wade Wilson: If I die, y’all better not say shit like “I know he’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell
Peter: It’s your word against mine.
Wade: Let’s do it
Wade: You selected the word “what”. Big mistake, buddy. I choose… shenanigan.
Wade: Peter is my appendix.
Wade: I don’t understand how he works but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take him out
Wade: Yes but how do I know you’re dating me for my heart and not my international criminal empire
Peter: Because your international criminal empire is what you do, not who you are.
Wade: That is so sweet I might just stab someone