Wade: C’mon, how many times do I have to apologize?Peter: once.Wade:Wade: ..no

Wade: C’mon, how many times do I have to apologize?

Peter: once.

Wade:

Wade: ..no

Peter: you’re toast!Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Peter: you’re toast!

Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Wade: Oh my god. I hate you. Leave me alone.

Wade: Oh my god. I hate you. Leave me alone.
Peter: I’m trying. Leave my arm

Peter Parker: sure, i don’t get a ‘healthy’ amount of sleep like some people do…

Peter Parker: sure, i don’t get a ‘healthy’ amount of sleep like some people do

Peter Parker: but can they do THIS [stands up, blacks out for a second]

Cashier: And what would you like the cake to say?Wade: [covering phone, looking at Peter] Babe, do…

Cashier: And what would you like the cake to say?

Wade: [covering phone, looking at Peter] Babe, do we want a talking cake?

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.
Peter: It’s called ‘mealtime’.