When I was a little kid, I was a complete asshole. I would run…

When I was a little kid, I was a complete asshole. I would run around the neighborhood on Halloween throwing firecrackers in people’s mailboxes, at their houses, and things like that. We were just these little hell raisers. I’m sure I have a lot to atone for, if there is a judgment day. It’s gonna be a long list for me. It goes right up until I was about 18 and then I sort of straightened out.

Happy 41th birthday, Ryan Reynolds! (October 23rd, 1976)

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth…

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! Deadpool.

I am not innovative in the kitchen. If I cook, you’ll have…

I am not innovative in the kitchen. If I cook, you’ll have a structure fire. The firemen will kick down our door, take my wife away, and give her a better life.

Ryan Reynolds Cover Shoot Behind the Scenes