Peter: you’re toast!Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Peter: you’re toast!

Wade: oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone? Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why? Peter: I don’t know, I just…

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone?

Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why?

Peter: I don’t know, I just think a therapist or someone might really help, y’know?

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater? Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they…

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater?

Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they could knit