When I was a little kid, I was a complete asshole. I would run…

When I was a little kid, I was a complete asshole. I would run around the neighborhood on Halloween throwing firecrackers in people’s mailboxes, at their houses, and things like that. We were just these little hell raisers. I’m sure I have a lot to atone for, if there is a judgment day. It’s gonna be a long list for me. It goes right up until I was about 18 and then I sort of straightened out.

Happy 41th birthday, Ryan Reynolds! (October 23rd, 1976)

When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of…

When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of doing the right thing, and it wasn’t until my late twenties that I became just a completely wild asshole. So I should’ve had that out of my system already and I was too busy being a grown-up.

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth…

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! Deadpool.