Wade: You seem a little too young to be travelling alone.  Peter: You seem a little too old. 

Wade: You seem a little too young to be travelling alone. 
Peter: You seem a little too old. 

Wade: “What are you talking about? Plutonium isn’t real! What kinda scientist are you?” Peter:…

Wade: “What are you talking about? Plutonium isn’t real! What kinda scientist are you?”

Peter: “You’re thinking of Kryptonite. Again.”

Wade: Here you go, a nice hot cup of tea.

Wade: Here you go, a nice hot cup of tea.
Peter: It’s cold.
Wade: Uh, nice cup of tea.
Peter: Does this have salt in it?
Wade: Cup of tea
Peter: Is this even tea?!
Wade: CUP

Clint: Good job, gays!

Clint: Good job, gays!
Bruce: Don’t you mean guy-
Clint: Did I fucking stutter
Wade, Peter, Bucky, Tony, Steve, Natasha: [nervously sweat]