Tony: I want you to kill my ex, but make it seem like an accident

Tony: I want you to kill my ex, but make it seem like an accident
Wade: Say no more
[later]
Detective: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet

Wade: I guess I’m back to destroying my enemy! Peter:  And you know the best way to destroy an…

Wade: I guess I’m back to destroying my enemy! 
Peter:  And you know the best way to destroy an enemy? 
Wade: [karate chops]
Peter: No, I mean to make sure they stop. 
Wade: [performs a knee to the chest motion]
Peter: No, I mean to get rid of him forever. 
Wade: [waves arms downwards]
Peter: Wha- what was that? 
Wade: A tactical satellite attack.

Wade: Peter there’s a message in my Alphabits! It says, “Oooooo!” Peter: Wade those are cheerios

Wade: Peter there’s a message in my Alphabits! It says, “Oooooo!”

Peter: Wade those are cheerios

HERE. YOU CAN HAVE THEM THEN. TAKE MY LAWLESS HEATHEN CHILDREN.

HERE. YOU CAN HAVE THEM THEN. TAKE MY LAWLESS HEATHEN CHILDREN.

Wade: Peter, you’re a superhero! You work 24/7, not 9 to 5! You’ve got to be vigilant! Tireless!…

Wade: Peter, you’re a superhero! You work 24/7, not 9 to 5! You’ve got to be vigilant! Tireless! Dedicated! 
Peter: [sighs] You’re right… 
Wade: And my work here is done.
Peter: Wha-!? What happened to tireless and dedicated!? 
Wade: I wasn’t talking about me.

Wade: You seem a little too young to be travelling alone.  Peter: You seem a little too old. 

Wade: You seem a little too young to be travelling alone. 
Peter: You seem a little too old.