Peter Parker: sure, i don’t get a ‘healthy’ amount of sleep like some people do…

Peter Parker: sure, i don’t get a ‘healthy’ amount of sleep like some people do

Peter Parker: but can they do THIS [stands up, blacks out for a second]

Cashier: And what would you like the cake to say?Wade: [covering phone, looking at Peter] Babe, do…

Cashier: And what would you like the cake to say?

Wade: [covering phone, looking at Peter] Babe, do we want a talking cake?

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.

Wade: I’m in that part of my life when I will take anything that odds send to me and I will accept it. No matter if it will hurt me or wasn’t meant for me.
Peter: It’s called ‘mealtime’.

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone? Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why? Peter: I don’t know, I just…

Peter: So.. are you seeing someone?

Wade: [flirtatiously] No, why?

Peter: I don’t know, I just think a therapist or someone might really help, y’know?

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Wade Wilson: [refers to sand as ‘heterosexual glitter’]

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater? Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they…

Peter: Y’know, it takes three sheep to make one sweater?

Wade: Wow. I didn’t even know they could knit

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava GirlPeter: okay?Wade: and make out during the scary…

Wade: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Peter: okay?

Wade: and make out during the scary parts

Peter: th

Peter: the scary parts

Peter: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl