A Friendly Reminder







– Deadpool is insecure
– Deadpool has chronic pain
– Deadpool is submissive in bed
– Deadpool is pansexual
– Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
– Deadpool is a blonde
– Deadpool’s initials are WWW
– Deadpool had an abusive father
– Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
– Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
– Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
– Deadpool had a daughter
– Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
– Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
– Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
– Deadpool is good with kids
– Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
– Deadpool hates himself
– Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
– Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
– Deadpool reads his own comics

Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

– Deadpool knows sign language
– Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
– Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
– Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
– Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
– Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
– Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
– Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

– Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
– Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
– Deadpool has a dog
– Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
– Deadpool is a good person

– Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 
– Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 
– Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

– Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
– Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.


– Deadpool is just freaking amazing